6 New Year Resolutions I Won’t Be Making
1. Befriend sunrise: Rejecting the notion of becoming a morning person. My snooze button deserves more loyalty than the sunrise.
1. Befriend sunrise: Rejecting the notion of becoming a morning person. My snooze button deserves more loyalty than the sunrise.
2. Adulting avoidance: Steering clear of the resolution to master the art of adulting. Bills and laundry folding can continue their solo act.
3. Extreme dieting: Skipping the “eat only kale and quinoa” resolution. Pizza, chocolate, and occasional ice cream deserve a spot at my table.
4. Marathon dreams: Abandoning the plan to become a marathon runner. My idea of a marathon involves Netflix and a cosy blanket.
5. World chef aspirations: Forgoing the ambition to become a world-class chef. I can confidently say my culinary skills peak at microwaving.
6. Extreme minimalism: Rejecting the pursuit of extreme minimalism. My possessions may exceed the minimalist threshold, but they all bring me joy, so it’s a win-win.