A cat’s definition of personal space: “Anywhere I can fit my furry body is fair game”
1.If cats wrote self-help books, the first chapter would be “How to Train Your Human to Serve You Better.”
A cat’s definition of personal space: “Anywhere I can fit my furry body is fair game”
1.If cats wrote self-help books, the first chapter would be “How to Train Your Human to Serve You Better.”
2. Cats are like professional contortionists who can turn themselves into liquid to fit into impossibly small spaces.
3. They have an innate ability to know when you’ve just changed into your cleanest, most cat-hair-attracting clothes.
4. If cats had a resume, “Professional Napper” would be their top skill.
5. Cats are convinced that they’re world-class hunters, despite their tendency to stalk and pounce on inanimate objects.
6. The sure-fire way to summon a cat: Open a laptop. They’ll magically appear to sit on the keyboard.
7. They’re the only creatures who can have a heated debate with an empty paper bag at 3 AM.