Happy New Year
Stumbling into the New Year next month with this list of resolutions that reflect a perfect blend of ambition and determination. In 2024, I…

Stumbling into the New Year next month with this list of resolutions that reflect a perfect blend of ambition and determination. In 2024, I will strictly adhere to these, no problem.
1. Exercise more… by pushing my luck.
2. Eat healthier… by adding more chocolate to my fruit smoothies.
3. Drink more water… but only if it’s in the form of coffee.
4. Organize my life… into a series of perfectly curated chaos.
5. Become a morning person… starting with tomorrow afternoon.
6. Spend more time outdoors… if opening the curtains counts.
7. Save money… by avoiding my favourite stores altogether.
8. Master the art of cooking… by successfully microwaving everything.
9. Be more mindful… of where I misplaced my car keys this time.
10. Improve my memory… what was the resolution again?