Hats and Beards
It’s a well-known fact that some people are just not meant for certain things.
It’s a well-known fact that some people are just not meant for certain things.
Take me, for example. I’ve never had a beard, never worn a hat, and let’s be honest, it’s not my best look.
Where beards and hats seemingly bestow mystical powers upon their wearers, I proudly remain the beardless hat virgin, and I’ve accepted my fate as a perpetual non-beard-wearer and hatless wonder.
I guess I’m just not cut out for the grizzly mountain man look
As for hats, I value exposing my shiny mane to the elements. Let the rain pitter-patter on my hirsute noggin.
But be proud of your hair situation, whatever it may be. Rock the bald or let your freak flag fly in a big bushy beard.
And if you need to cover your dome, don’t let my hatless habits stop you.