Spread Holiday Cheer
’Tis the season to test the patience of your loved ones!
’Tis the season to test the patience of your loved ones!
To truly annoy people during the holiday period, master the art of gift-wrapping chaos. Use excessive tape to create an impenetrable fortress around the gift. Throw in a few glitter bombs for good measure — because who doesn’t love finding glitter in unexpected places until Valentine’s Day?
Bonus points for mismatched wrapping paper that clashes so spectacularly, it rivals the most avant-garde art.
Spread holiday cheer with a twist by engaging in off-key carolling. Gather your friends, or unsuspecting neighbours, and serenade them with the sounds of joyful discord. Opt for unconventional song choices and, if possible, bring in random instruments for a truly avant-garde performance.
It’s not about the melody it’s about the bewildered expressions on their faces.